In a conversation about where to go for lunch.
V: is Rickys open yet
Me: no, they unfortunately are not open yet.
V: That fire must have caused lots of damage.
Me: yes it did but I think the reason it is taking so long is because they are arguing over who should pay for the renovations.
V: well, they should do “rock, paper, scissors” and just get it figured out!

Bwahahaha!!! How many of our problems could be solved by a simple “rock, paper, scissors” game!